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Why Does It Seem That People Who Do the Least Get Paid the Most?

The Dallas Independent School District has a new Superintendent. The last one took it on the lamb last year, landing in a suburb outside Atlanta. Anyway, the new guy has brought with him four administrators, i.e. people who can work for years without ever seeing a child or a blackboard.

One of these people, the director of communications, will be earning $186,000 per year, it was revealed today. $186,000 is a lot of money for someone in a school district, particularly one that fired hundreds of teachers last year and added 45 minutes to the work days of those they didn’t fire, paying them nothing for their extra time. It is quite a lot of money for someone whose job it is to say how great the school district is, when it isn’t; or to say the kids are so smart, when they are not; or to say that the teachers are super duper, when the district is really ripping them off. $186,000 is also a lot of money, given that it is three and a half times the salary of the average teacher, in the classroom, getting dirty, fighting the fight.

Of course, if the teachers protest in any way, they will be suspended, the way they were the last time they tried to organize, since organizing is against the law here.

Excessive salaries for useless positions should be against the law here.

Poor kids.

The Cookie

“Tomorrow is a good day for trying something new.”

I am not one to completely ignore the content of a fortune cookie fortune. Even if it is silly, or trite or non-specific, I still remember it the next day.

So, in the wee hours of the morning, after fourteen hours, the police decide to go up to the compartment on top of the crane, to try to talk the man inside down. He had covered the cab with grease and sprayed WD-40 at the officers, who had climbed up the ladder. Then, he came out, grabbed onto something and dangled, until he fell 150 feet to his death.

I wondered if, in the fourteen hours, anything could have been put at the base of the crane–nets, something. The man was 44, was suspected in an earlier carjacking, and had spent fourteen years in prison for aggravated assault. On TV, his mother said she didn’t know it was her kid in the crane.

“Tomorrow is a good day for trying something new.”

I went to the Chinese restaurant later in the day, when the police cars were no longer blocking the street. I don’t know what the fortune means, or doesn’t mean. But I am going to try something new.

Police in Stand-off with Armed Man in Crane; Dinner on Hold

I really hate it when armed people climb into cranes at nearby colleges and threaten to shoot when I want to take out Chinese food. If a man wants to scurry up hundreds of feet into the air and hole himself inside a box, after having participated in a carjacking, he needs to do it when I do not yearn for Chicken with Black Bean Sauce. It really bothers me. I rarely determine ahead of time that it is a night for Chicken with Black Bean Sauce, and maybe even the edamame, from the Chinese place near the college, but today, I did. And now, of course, the Chinese place is BARRICADED!!…BARRICADED!!…by police cars. Black and white police cars with their on-the-go slanty writing on the chassis, blocking the road, flashing the lights, cordoning off the crazy man, and with him, my dinner.

There must be meaning in this strange melange of circumstances…the yen, the men. But what, I wonder, can it be? What is the symbolism? What is the message? What, in the wok of life, am I to learn…flexibility, patience, appreciation for tacos?

I will find out when he descends. Inside the cookie.

Benoit and the Car (Part 3)

Benoit still had the key, my key, in his pocket. My inclination was to ask for it, since, as a hired person, he was to have given it to me when he delivered the car. But, of course, the dinner thing altered the fee-for-service nature of the relationship. Even if we were normal friends, or normal dating people, he would most certainly drive. At that moment, I didn’t know what we were, or weren’t, so I let it alone. He hadn’t flirted. I had seen plenty of boys flirt, by then. But he wasn’t just a guy who dropped off a car, either. We walked down the path toward the lot, my key secure in Benoit’s trouser pocket.

“Is this a military base?” he asked.

It was a good question. At seven each morning, the flyboys left in a starched white parade, fully regaled in aviator sunglasses, cap and what I came to call the Air Force smirk. It was a pleasing sight, actually, a treat for both the voyeur and the patriot, two personas with which I had little rapport up until then. Boys, as I knew them, didn’t join the military and pilot planes. They forgot to get their hair cut. And they went to law school. These guys were something different.

In the evening, they returned home to the apartment complex, as neat and efficient as they were twelve hours earlier. Twenty thousand airmen worked at the base, which was just a few miles down the beach road. A number of the officers were my neighbors in the garden apartments on Edgewater Gulf Drive, a charmless complex with orderly plantings and a swimming pool in the center yard.

“No, they just live here,” I said.

“Ah, very nice,” said Benoit. “I parked just to the left…there she is.”

“The Cutlass!”

“Oui, the Cutlass. Hop in.”

Benoit unlocked the passenger door for me and I eased in to the maroon velour. In seconds, he appeared next to me behind the wheel. Mom had stashed a philodendron on the floor in the back, and several shopping bags of canned goods and health and beauty products on the seat. Benoit hadn’t left a crumb or a wrapper or a cup. It looked as if he had vacuumed.

“It’s very clean,” I said.

“Yes, and big and soft. We don’t have cars like this in Paris,” he said, “with the velvet.”

“Americans like this sort of thing. Sofas on wheels.”

Benoit flipped the ignition and  pulled out of the lot. For a skinny guy in an ascot, he was a speedy driver. During my first week in Biloxi, I was assigned to cover the head of the Dixie Mafia, who had been arrested on racketeering charges. I directed Benoit to a restaurant I passed on the way to the courthouse each day, along the beach road. It had a patio, and white tablecloths. I had heard about something called etouffe, a Cajun dish, with shrimp. I hadn’t tried it yet, despite Biloxi’s reputation as the Shrimp Capital of the U.S.A. You can’t eat etouffe by yourself. I had the feeling that the restaurant on the beach road would have it on its menu. Benoit presented an opportunity.

 

Benoit and the Car (Part 2)

He had gotten himself from Paris to Biloxi. The last leg would be a cinch.

Benoit sat on the director’s chair as I called for the bus schedule to Tuscaloosa. From my bedroom, I could see him flipping through the stack of newspapers in the corner of the living room, where they had begun to pile up. There was no place to buy The New York Times anywhere near the Edgewater Gulf Apartments on Edgewater Gulf Drive, so my dad bought me a subscription as a going-away gift. The papers came two days late, and they came in groups of three, sometimes. By my eighth day in Mississippi, I had amassed six issues. It was hard to stay on top of them, arriving as they did, rapid-fire, and it soon became challenging to store them. I read the papers incessantly, and everywhere, though by month’s end, the entire corner of the room was a drift of newsprint.

“You can leave tonight at eight-thirty,” I said to Benoit. “Huit heures et demi.”

“You are a week behind,” he answered, a newspaper opened on his lap.

“Pardon?”

“In your reading, a week behind,” he said, holding the paper in the air. “Une semaine.”

“They come so fast.”

“Like a machine.”

“Yes, like a tennis ball machine, or a conveyer belt gone mad.”

“We should have dinner.”

Dad didn’t tell me I’d be arranging travel itinerary for the stranger who sat in my car for two days, let alone dining with him. He did present a trustworthy impression, though. And I was sure there were penalties in place if he dented a fender or veered off the route into oblivion. I wondered if those consequences extended to dinner.

“Um, what do you mean?”

“I mean, it’s dinner time, and we should have dinner.”

“That’s nice of you, but you’ll miss your bus.”

“Let’s phone up again and get the morning bus.”

“The morning bus.”

“Oui.”

Benoit waited while I changed my clothes. Of course, I had no idea why agreed to go. It was not like me to agree, but I guess I was feeling intrepid, being in Biloxi, being a TV reporter for the first time. Being anything for the first time. I didn’t know where to go for dinner in Biloxi, I realized. On the night that I arrived, my camerawoman and two other reporters invited me out. I put on a skirt and heels, as I would have done in New York. It is hard to get situated at a picnic bench in a pencil skirt and heels. My new colleagues taught me how to eat “mudbugs” off of lunchroom trays. I put on a skirt and heels and, from my closet, heard Benoit on the kitchen phone.

“There’s a bus at nine a.m.,” he said when I was ready. “Lovely, you look lovely.”

“Thanks. Hey,” I said, “we’ll need to arrange for a hotel for you, then. I stayed at a little place down the street the first night I was here. The Edgewater Gulf Motel. Surprising name, right?”

We decided to stop by on the way to the restaurant to reserve Benoit’s room. He held open my apartment door and we made our way to the car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Benoit and the Car

My father arranged for a man wanting to go to Mississippi to get there by way of my silver Cutlass Supreme. He was to arrive that evening at six o’clock. I, on the other hand, had gotten there in a conventional sort of way. My friend Stuart helped me close my suitcase and the next morning, Mom drove me to the airport. She sent me off with a mayonnaise jar filled with apple juice and lots of waving in the gate. The jar made a shrilly scraping sound when I unscrewed the cap, and while my fellow passengers were unnerved by the noise, I considered myself pretty lucky. Mom had been known, before the authorities checked so carefully, to disguise whole turkeys in beach towels and stash them in my carry-on bag.

“No, I don’t smell onions coming from under the seat,” I’d have to say. “That’s ridiculous. Who would put onions in a piece of luggage.”

I had been in Biloxi for about eight days. The initial fascination was over, and I had just begun to realize that it was not the kind of place I’d want to be for very long. For fun, in Biloxi, people roast entire cows on rotating spits. It was Saturday and it was raining the kind of rain that drags down everything with it. Having failed to find suitable home furnishings, I decided to order a couch and table from New York. They hadn’t arrived and my back hurt from leaning against the wall. I bought a television set from Sears and perched it on a couple of slabs of wood that the guy at the hardware store cut especially for me, the new reporter from up North. I covered the wood with fabric. That morning, a baby alligator crawled out of a sewer onto the Interstate and the competition was doing a live shot from the scene.

The door knocked. “I have your director’s chairs,” said a skinny French man standing on my doormat. He was, indeed, holding my chairs, one under each arm, a third dangling from his wrist. “The fourth is in the car,” he continued,  tilting his crew cut toward the parking lot. The “Navy Cut,” he later told me, was what Parisians thought was all the rage in the States. So upon arriving, in an attempt at American chic, he was scalped by some barber in Queens.

“May I come in?” asked Benoit, introducing himself.

“Yes, of course, I’ve been waiting for you.”

I took a chair off of his arm, stretched it open and asked him to sit down in my otherwise empty living room. It was 98 degrees that day. The rain shot the humidity up to 100 percent. Benoit was wearing trousers, a long sleeved Oxford cloth shirt, navy wool cardigan, wool sport jacket and an ascot. A paisley ascot. I couldn’t decide if he dressed so completely because he was too thin or too French.

“You’ve got quite an auto, there,” he told me. “I just don’t know why your father would pay money to have it sent.”

“Well, I’m going to be here for a while,” I explained.

“He’s quite lovely your dad, and your mother, too. He gave me these funny maps, look,” he said, taking them from his inside jacket pocket.

“The triptiks, of course.”

“Yes, that’s it. Triptiks. You keep turning the pages and when the book is finished, you are there. Voila.”

“Voila.”

“And I am here.”

“Yes. Would you like some club soda?”

“Oui, oui.”

Benoit’s father was a professor in Tuscaloosa, for the year, and Benoit had come to visit for several months. He signed up with a service that matches drivers who need to go places with vehicles that are going there. He and my silver car, with the velour seats and enormous trunk, were the perfect pair. The Cutlass took him from New York to Mississippi and I, I soon found out, would take him to the bus station in the morning.

The morning. Le matin.

Rain Check

We have two steps in the front of our house, and then, the path to the curb. There is a puddle that forms at the bottom of the second step, if there is a certain amount of rain. I know just how much rain has fallen by how deep the puddle is. I can see it through the glass of the front door. I do not even have to go into the rain to measure the rain, that is how reliable my puddle is. I can tell, to about a quarter inch, how deep the puddle is by a) how far it oozes onto the lawn and b) how much St. Augustine is sticking up through the surface. The puddle is my weather center, my gauge, my National Weather Service. In fact, people should call me for reports during storms, as I am on the front line, in the thick of it, right there in my foyer. I am the National Weather Service.

Last night, boy, we had a lot of rain. We had between two and five inches, according to the TV, and the other weather service. Pfffshaw. Two and five. That’s a three inch differential. That’s a differential the girth of a developing nation. We had 3.98 inches of rain, I knew, because my puddle told me so. Factoring in the run-off into the grass, based on the time required for super-saturation, and the evaporation rate of 76 degrees Fahrenheit, not to mention the cuttlefish that found their way to my front step, I knew that we had 3.98 inches of rain. Exactly.

Texas has extreme things, like weather, and peppers. The peppers here are like grenades. Anyway, the weather is so extreme that people I know in other states hear about it. Sometimes, they hear about it before I do because here, nobody is really inconvenienced by it. They do everything they would normally do, even if the winds are blowing their cars off roads and into creeks. It’s just the Texas way. I heard tornadoes were coming when my mom called from Florida to tell me they were coming. When tornadoes come, I can tell how close they are because I have an 80 year old live oak tree that doesn’t move unless the winds reach 51 miles per hour.

The sun just came out. My puddle has receded. At its deepest point, it is 1.47 inches. And the temperature is 59. I know, because of the degree of brightness reflecting off of my car. When it is 63 degrees, the angle…